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Thursday, February 18, 2016

I Can

I can:

  • Respect myself
  • Develop my gifts and talents
  • Cultivate a healthy marriage 
  • Hope
  • Love
  • Enjoy
  • Become a critical thinker
  • Honor my body through daily exercise and a reasonable diet
  • Be enthusiastic about life
  • Cultivate healthy relationships
  • Avoid negative people
  • Control my impulses
  • Develop frustration tolerance
  • Delay gratification
  • Do first things first
  • Praise God daily
  • Live life with liveliness
I can if I only will

Monday, January 11, 2016

Refined Insults for Politicians


Instead of the puerile codswallop politicians inflict upon us they might consider modifying these cosmopolitan insults :

  • A member of Parliament to Disraeli:"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli,"whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
  • He had delusions of adequacy.----Walter Kerr
  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.--- Winston Churchill
  • He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.----Oscar Wilde
  • I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.----George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
  • Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one.----Winston Churchill, in response
  • He is a self-made man and worships his creator.----John Bright
  • I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.----Irvin S. Cobb
  • He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.----Samuel Johnson
  • He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.----Paul Keating
  • To avoid being called a flirt she always yielded easily.----Charles, Count Talleyrand
  • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?----Mark Twain
  • His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.----Mae West
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.-----Oscar Wilde
  • He was like the pure driven snow but he drifted----modification of a Mae West comment
  • Statistics are like a bikini: Exciting in what they reveal, crucial in what they hide. 
  • I once sent a dozen_______ (Republicans/Democrats) an email "flee at once, all is discovered." They all left town immediately----modification of a Mark Twain comment
  • If you feed a starving dog he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a___________(Republican/Democrat)----modification of Mark Twain comment
  • Presidential campaigns have become so expensive it costs a billion dollars to lose.----modification of a Will Rogers comment
  • Campaigns guarantee the we have the best President money can buy.----modification of a Will Rogers comment
  • Democracy ensures that we get the leaders we deserve.----modification of a Winston Churchill comment



Wednesday, December 23, 2015

A Christmas True or False Quiz


I wager most Christmas gift givers can't answers all of these questions correctly: 
  1. Handel a German-born baroque composer wrote the oratorio Messiah.
  2. King David and Jesus were born in Bethlehem.
  3. The wise men were three kings from the orient.
  4. Ockham's Razor is a favorite stocking stuffer for Dad.
  5. The little drummer boy was the last visitor to the manger.
  6. According to legend the Gordian knot is used by elves to tie Christmas ribbons. 
  7. January 6 the traditional date for the Feast of Epiphany celebrates the revelation of God the Son as a human being in Jesus Christ. 
  8. On December 25  pagan Romans celebrated the festival Natalis Invicti Solis (“Birth of the Unconquered Sun”). 
  9. A bright star appeared above the manger.
  10. Yin and Yang like Cheech and Chong are Chinese Christmas songs.
  11. Hanukkah overlaps the Christmas season.
  12. Immanuel means “God with us.”
  13. Mary rode a donkey from Nazareth to Bethlehem.
  14. A yarmulke is a gentle breed of camel often used in Christmas pageants.
  15. Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem because of a decree by Caesar Augustus.
  16. According to Luke there were cows and sheep in the stable where Jesus was born.
  17. The wise men were late for the birth of Jesus.
  18. Programming a smart phone in advance for Christmas travel is called predestination.
  19. Three gospels describe the events surrounding the birth of Jesus.
  20. Mary and Joseph lived in Nazareth before marriage and during Jesus' Childhood.
  21. The appearance of the angel of the Lord filled the shepherds with joy.
  22. The Magi outwitted Herod.
  23. Ramadan occurs during the Christmas season.
  24. Santa Claus calls a carelessly attached bicycle tire a prayer wheel.
  25. Yom Kipper is a smoked herring Jews eat during Hanukkah to atone for sins.
Here are the answers:
  1. True: Handle spent most of his career in England although he was German-born. At the conclusion of the first performance of the Messiah the audience stood with King George II establishing a Christmas tradition. Cynics believe that the King stood because he wanted to stretch his legs, relieve his gout or go to the bathroom. Christians know he stood because the music reflects that “God is the master of us all.” 
  2. True: 1 Samuel 17:21; Micah 5:2-5: Luke 2:10-12
  3. False: The Bible fails to give the number of wise men. No evidence indicates they were kings.
  4. False: The principle that explanations should be kept as simple as possible is known as Ockham’s razor after William of Ockham, a fourteenth century English philosopher.
  5. False: The Bible makes no mention of a little drummer boy. The lyrics of the song tell the apocryphal story of a young boy who plays his drum for the newborn Jesus. The music and lyrics written in 1958 have become a holiday classic.
  6. False:  A Phrygian king tied the Gordian knot. According to legend whoever loosed it would rule all Asia. Alexander the Great undid the Gordian knot by cutting it with his sword. 
  7. True:  Epiphany commemorates the birth of Jesus. Later James Joyce coined the phrase “epiphany” for the sudden revelation of the essential nature of a situation. 
  8. True:  The Roman Church established December 25 as Christmas Day in 336 AD. 
  9. False: The star appeared above the house where Joseph's family was living (Matthew 2:9-11). 
  10. False:  The Chinese contend that  yin and yang are two forces in the universe. Yin is the passive, negative force; and yang, the active, positive force. Cheech and Chong were two hippie comedians famous for their marijuana smoking antics in the 1960s. You would not want to find your daughter under the mistletoe with them.
  11. True:  Hanukkah a festival in Judaism that occurs each December commemorates the Jewish victory over the Syrians in the second century BC. Celebrants light a candle in a holder called a menorah each night for a week in memory of candles that burned without oil for a week when the Temple was rededicated. 
  12. True:  Matthew 1:23
  13. False: The Bible contains nothing about Mary riding a donkey. She probably walked. 
  14. False:  A yarmulke is a skullcap worn by Jewish men as a sign of reverence. 
  15. True:  Luke 2:1-5
  16. False: There is no mention of cows and sheep in the Biblical account.
  17. True:  The wise men arrived a few years after Jesus was born (Matthew 2:1). Jesus may have been about two-years old when the Magi arrived (Matthew 2:7, 11, 16).
  18. False:  Predestination is the doctrine that all events have been willed by God. 
  19. False:  Only Matthew and Luke mention the birth of Jesus. 
  20. True:  Luke 1:26 & 2:39 
  21. False:  The shepherds were terrified (Luke 2:9). 
  22. True:  The Magi refused to tell Herod they had found Jesus as he requested (Matthew 2:13). 
  23. False:  Moslems are obliged to fast in the daytime during the holy month of Ramadan that comes in the spring. 
  24. False:  In Buddhism worshippers turn a prayer wheel a cylinder with prayers written on it. 
  25. False: Yom Kippur a Jewish day of fasting to atone for sins comes in autumn.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Islam's Culture Contributions


Regular readers know that I lift weights with two other guys. I call us the Three Muscleteers, although their testosterone toned strength turns heads while I am a 199-pound weakling, a Charles Atlas reject. Nonetheless I like the name (even though no one laughs at the witty expression except me) so I’ve stuck with it.

Being very proud of the long hours of research I put in on A Brief History of Islam I sent the link to the two muscleteers. The next day as the three of us drove to the Weight Club neither mentioned receiving the blog. Finally I asked what they thought about the entry expecting to get praise for a fantastic, very, very smart summary (maybe I’ve been watching Donald Trump too much).

Instead Michael said he thought the writing reflected a Christian perspective. “Christian perspective!” I yelled, going into a harangue about how the blog epitomized factual reporting, contained no inflammatory remarks, and showed no bias in the hot spot Middle East section.

“What did you think Mike?” I asked the brawny other half sitting in the back seat.

“Well John sometimes we can’t comprehend our prejudices," Mike replied while I sat stupefied by the unexpected comments.

That night I reconsidered. After all I am a Christian and I know that the grace of Jesus Christ offers love, joy, peace and salvation. So I am biased.

After admitting my predilection to prejudice I began to contemplate Islam's contributions to civilization. Here, then, out of respect for the muscleteers I bring you the rest of the story.

Following the death of Mohammad a great wave of Islamic expansion swept over Asia, Africa and Europe.  When Muhammad died in 632 Islam's authority extended over little more than one-third the Arabian Peninsula.  Within a hundred years of Muhammad’s death Islam dominated half of the civilized world.

The conquerors were lenient.  Jews and Christians permitted to retain their own beliefs and customs lived unmolested in the Islamic empire for centuries.

Islamic culture left a splendid legacy of original discoveries and achievements:  
  • Astronomy, mathematics, physics, chemistry and medicine advanced under Islam.  
  • Europe adapted the Arabic system of numerals. 
  • Muslims expanded algebra and trigonometry beyond Hellenistic times.
  • They developed optics and the compass.
  • Muslims found uses for alum, borax, sulfuric acid and sodium carbonate.  
  • Muslims made paper.
  • They developed the art of weaving pile carpeting and rugs and making brocaded silks and tapestries.  
  • Muslims inlaid metal work, enameled glassware and painted pottery.  
  • They improved farming techniques, terraced slopes and irrigated barren land.  
  • They produced cotton, flax, silk, rice, wheat, spinach, asparagus, apricots, peaches, olives, banana, coffee and oranges.
  • The songs of the troubadours and love poetry of medieval France were directly inspired by Muslim writings.  
  • The Book of the Arabian Nights influenced Boccaccio and Chaucer.   
  • The medical writings of Avicenna became the authoritative work in Europe until the late seventeenth century.  
  • Medical progress included the description of smallpox, tuberculosis, stomach cancer, eye infections, pleurisy and a variety of nervous conditions.  
  • The spread of disease through contamination of water and soil were described.  
  • Under the Muslims commerce and manufacturing grew to an extraordinary degree.  
  • Muslims developed checks, receipts, bills of lading, letters of credit, trade associations and stock companies.  
  • They developed domes, minarets, horseshoe arches and built magnificent cities.
One final note: Every night I pray for the radical Islamic terrorist: “Lord please forgive the terrorist and open their hearts to receive your grace.” This petition presents difficulties for me but it follows Christ’s command to forgive our enemies and pray for those who persecute us.