The political kerfuffle may be decided with words. Which do you prefer?:
- A lie or a factually false statement
- Bum or motivationally challenged
- Crazy or serotonin deficient
- Example:
- The sex-crazed bum left me and my kids broke and homeless.
- The motivationally challenged libidinous serotonin deficient sperm donor abandoned the children rendering us a single mom family without a domicile or financial sustenance.
- Criminal or behaviorally challenged
- Example:
- Lockup those ghetto-bred criminals.
- The behaviorally challenged citizens who live in an economically disadvantaged area have an environmental induced tendency to behave in an improper manner that incarceration exacerbates.
- Temper tantrums or bipolar tendencies
- Garbage or sanitation challenged products so that a garbage man becomes a sanitation engineer
- Custodian or hygienic artist
- Failure or deferred success
- He failed because he couldn't read, write or do arithmetic.
- His deferred success was no longer delayed when academic qualifications became equalized for all students so that no child was left behind.
- Fat people or the hormone induced rotund
- Foreign food or ethnic cuisine
- Example:
- Fat people get high blood sugar 'cause they don't eat good"
- Ethnic cuisine of the Mediterranean variety may help the hormone induced rotund to attain a svelte physique that enhances a healthy life-style.
- Housewife or domestic engineer, or, perhaps, CEO of a small cooperation
- Natural disaster or climate change event
- Hot weather or increased global warming confirmation
- Politician or self-serving autocrat
In summary let us endeavor to articulate in a culturally diverse manner so that our inoffensive communication enhances harmony with all people can be expostulated with less verbosity. In plain speech: Speak kindly and clearly.
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