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Sunday, July 24, 2016

The PC Debate: "Left" Behind or the "Right" Word


The political kerfuffle may be decided with words. Which do you prefer?:
  • A lie or a factually false statement
  • Bum or motivationally challenged
  • Crazy or serotonin deficient  
    • Example: 
      • The sex-crazed bum left me and my kids broke and homeless. 
      • The motivationally challenged libidinous serotonin deficient sperm donor abandoned the children rendering us a single mom family without a domicile or financial sustenance.
  • Criminal or behaviorally challenged
    • Example: 
      • Lockup those ghetto-bred criminals. 
      • The behaviorally challenged citizens who live in an economically disadvantaged area have an environmental induced tendency to behave in an improper manner that incarceration exacerbates.
  • Temper tantrums or bipolar tendencies
  • Garbage or sanitation challenged products so that a garbage man becomes a sanitation engineer
  • Custodian or hygienic artist 
  • Failure or deferred success
    • He failed because he couldn't read, write or do arithmetic.
    • His deferred success was no longer delayed when academic qualifications became equalized for all students so that no child was left behind.
  • Fat people or the hormone induced rotund
  • Foreign food or ethnic cuisine
    • Example: 
      • Fat people get high blood sugar 'cause they don't eat good"
      • Ethnic cuisine of the Mediterranean variety may help the hormone induced rotund to attain a svelte physique that enhances a healthy life-style. 
  • Housewife or domestic engineer, or, perhaps, CEO of a small cooperation 
  • Natural disaster or climate change event
  • Hot weather or increased global warming confirmation 
  • Politician or self-serving autocrat
In summary let us endeavor to articulate in a culturally diverse manner so that our inoffensive communication enhances harmony with all people can be expostulated with less verbosity. In plain speech: Speak kindly and clearly.

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